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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 04/12/2008 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around herapartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized oneson a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddybears, especially one thats so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make love. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in theafterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize | | | |
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