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Category:King Kong jokes
Date Added:03/81/2008
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Joke:After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00."Thats still quite a bit," Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle."What I mean," said Tim, "is Id like to see something really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.
 
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