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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more
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| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how... more
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| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more
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| What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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