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| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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