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| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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