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| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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