| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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