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| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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