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| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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