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| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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