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| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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