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| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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