| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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