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| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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