| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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