| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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