| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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