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| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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