| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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