| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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