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| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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