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Category:Criminal jokes
Date Added:19/12/2008
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Views:19
 
Joke:When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
 
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