| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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