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| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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