|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 14/00/2008 | | Views: | 9 | | | | Joke: | A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the following logic:"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke."Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke."Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold students response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:"Has anyone in this class heard our professors brain?" Silence."Has anyone in this class touched our professors brain?" Silence."Has anyone in this class seen our professors brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"You cant argue with that! | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More College Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: College jokes  | | Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more
| | 2. | Category: College jokes | | Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... more
| | 3. | Category: College jokes | | "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more
| | 4. | Category: College jokes | | Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen h... more
| | 5. | Category: College jokes | | What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !... more
| | 6. | Category: College jokes | | What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."... more
| | 7. | Category: College jokes | | A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more
| | 8. | Category: College jokes | | Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more
| | 9. | Category: College jokes | | What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.... more
| | 10. | Category: College jokes | | How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixtee... more
|
|
|
