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| What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations... more
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| Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.... more
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| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the... more
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| Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more
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| Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.... more
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| Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any... more
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", a... more
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| Q: How does Bill Clinton say "Im about to hurt you"?A: "Trust me."... more
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| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more
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