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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more
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| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more
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| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more
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| In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more
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| A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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