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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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