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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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