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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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