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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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