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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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