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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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