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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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