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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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