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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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