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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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