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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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