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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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