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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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