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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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