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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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