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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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