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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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