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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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