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| William, Ive been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door, said mum.yes, but theyre twins, so I wanted... more
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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, li... more
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| A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garb... more
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| Mum, yelled Johnny from the kitchen, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?Yes dear, what about... more
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| Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?G... more
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| A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes  |
| A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mot... more
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| A little girl was next in line. My names Curtain, she said.I hope your first name is not Agnate ?No, its velvet !... more
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| A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cats tail.Hey you! he shouted, dont pull the cats tail !Im no... more
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| Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more
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