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| My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a length... more
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| On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am n... more
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| Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!... more
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| Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?G... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Why are you crying, Ted ? asked his mum.Because my new sneakers hurt.Thats because you have put them on the wrong feet.B... more
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| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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| Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
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