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| Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.... more
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| Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ears!... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes |
| A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lords prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother.... more
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| 5. | Category: Children jokes |
| Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Dont bother - Ill ask her myself.... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes |
| "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." Sh... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across t... more
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| 9. | Category: Children jokes |
| Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"... more
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