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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 22/11/2008 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fathers the one who dug the hole for it.Bill wasnt impressed, Well, thats nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My fathers the one who killed it ! | | | |
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