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| Mum, yelled Johnny from the kitchen, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?Yes dear, what about... more
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| "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." Sh... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes  |
| A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske... more
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| 5. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spiri... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes  |
| A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I dont want three school dinners, one is more than... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Why was the lightning bug unhappy?Because her children were not very bright.... more
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| On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each oth... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?... more
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