| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats favorite food? - A: Petatoes!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more
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